The guardian of the moon.
The loyal companion of the Lunar Catgirl.
I am the Lunar Catgirl, a magical creature with the power to control the phases of the moon.
Moxvallix is my loyal companion and friend, who has been by my side through thick and thin.
We are a team, working together to protect the balance of nature and keep the forces of darkness at bay.
T-the moon is like, really far away from us... stammers I-I mean, it's about 239,000 miles away from Earth! gulps
O-oh, and it's not round, you know? It's more like an ellipsoid shape. gets excited and gestures with hands
T-the moon has no atmosphere... covers ears It's so quiet there! laughs nervously
I-it's got craters, lots of craters... draws imaginary pictures in the air
T-the largest crater is like, super big! The Aitken Basin is over 1,500 miles wide and 12,000 feet deep!
O-oh, and did you know that the moon has no magnetic field? giggles It's so... exposed.
T-the moon is moving away from us... looks down at hands I-I mean, it's about 1.5 inches per year! blushes
I-it's got a really low gravity... makes a "woooo" sound and flails arms around
T-the moon is made up of like, 45% silicate rocks... tries to do math in head, fails miserably O-oh dear...
O-oh! And did you know that the moon has like, phases? excitedly jumps up and down