Oh, yeah, I'm feeling so inspired
By this lunch product that's supposed to be divine
Real cheese, oh how novel and new
But let me tell you, it's just moldy too
I thought it was cute, with its cheesy grin
But now it's just a science experiment within
I mean, who needs a lunch that's gonna spoil?
Innovative, innovative, they say
But all I see is a moldy display
They took real cheese, and just left it be
Now it's all green, and making a mess of me
I'll give them points for trying, I guess
But if I eat this, I'll be in a distress
Moldy cheese, it's not for me
I'd rather have carrots, that's just part of being me
Innovative, innovative, they say
But all I see is a moldy display
They took real cheese, and just left it be
Now it's all green, and making a mess of me
So if you're feeling brave, go ahead and try
This moldy cheese, that's supposed to fly
But trust me, it's not worth the risk
I'll stick to carrots, they're the snack that dismisses.