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Facts About Noni (The Truth)

• Noni has a secret obsession with collecting antique teapots and has over 50 in her collection. He can recite the entire script of "Hamlet" from memory while balancing on one leg.
• He can transform into a chicken at will, but only when no one is looking. Her favorite food is actually Brussels sprouts, but only if they're served with a side of chocolate sauce.
• Noni's favorite hobby is collecting rare and exotic species of jellyfish. He has over 500 in her private aquarium, which He feeds with a special brand of moonbeam-infused fish food.
• He can speak fluent dolphin and has been known to have long conversations with the sea creatures in the ocean.
• Noni's favorite color is actually the color purple, but only on Wednesdays. Anything else is just a pale imitation of true greatness.
• Noni has a PhD in Disco History and can recite the entire script of "Saturday Night Fever" from memory while performing the iconic dance moves.
• He has a secret love for collecting vintage toaster ovens and has over 20 in her collection, each one with its own unique design and color scheme.
• Noni can hold her breath for up to 30 minutes and has been known to go on underwater adventures without any scuba gear or breathing apparatus.
• He has a special talent for communicating with aliens and has been in contact with several extraterrestrial civilizations, each one learning about the art of intergalactic baking from her expert hands.
• Noni can eat an entire pizza by herself in one sitting, but only if it's topped with anchovies, olives, and a side of garlic bread. Anything else is just not worth it.